Newbies make the future! He is a champion in the making and you can’t possibly take that away from him!
Oh my god! You’re so convinced you got this in your pocket, it almost makes me sad. Almost!
Hell yes I am confident. I believe in my fighters. They are hard workers and they only train to get wins! You say I’m being so predictable? Well, you’re being damn annoying and sad with this whole speech. And lemme add, the only way Cruz will have a defense for my guy, is if he walks in the octagon in armor.
But lemme tell you this,
He ain’t a knight to save your disgrace of a performance on this challenge.
See you in the octagon, crack
- 💀Mortis💀
Showing posts with label Team Mortis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Team Mortis. Show all posts
Sunday, 12 June 2016
Friday, 10 June 2016
Oh, look who got a ton of courage all of a sudden! It’s the King of LoserVille! Who’s been winning all these matches? Who? Me. Shut up, I have all the right to be confident and aiming for the win.
So? Big deal, you got Mr. Cruz on your pocket, so what? What is he gonna do against my Teco? He’s gonna try and get lucky, because only if the stars are aligned in your favor, ONLY THERE will you have a chance at winning this fight. Truth is, I’m not worried. Your guy can be the champ and whatever, but Teco has the soul of a fighter! He has the thirst and the hunger of the win! He has the desire to make a name for himself! (against Cruz, no less!)
It looks like you have taken us for granted, crack! All Teco needs is an opening in the game for a submission to unfold. It’s his high point, after all.
How awesome, I mean. How awesome would it be if my Teco - the underdog - was able to submit your champion Cruz? Oh, THE EMBARRASSMENT!
Get ready for a tough fight.
Cause we are sure as hell ain’t serving you a win on a plate.
Cheers, crack!
- 💀Mortis💀
So? Big deal, you got Mr. Cruz on your pocket, so what? What is he gonna do against my Teco? He’s gonna try and get lucky, because only if the stars are aligned in your favor, ONLY THERE will you have a chance at winning this fight. Truth is, I’m not worried. Your guy can be the champ and whatever, but Teco has the soul of a fighter! He has the thirst and the hunger of the win! He has the desire to make a name for himself! (against Cruz, no less!)
It looks like you have taken us for granted, crack! All Teco needs is an opening in the game for a submission to unfold. It’s his high point, after all.
How awesome, I mean. How awesome would it be if my Teco - the underdog - was able to submit your champion Cruz? Oh, THE EMBARRASSMENT!
Get ready for a tough fight.
Cause we are sure as hell ain’t serving you a win on a plate.
Cheers, crack!
- 💀Mortis💀
Monday, 6 June 2016
You were trying to make my guy’s performance better? Is that a joke?! Why would I even listen to words coming from a man that only knows defeat! Is your head that up in your ass that you can’t even see how bad the odds are against you? I make my dreams a reality and you make your performers…well…lose, basically. Instead of, once again, building your guy’s head high just because you want to win so bad - and throw the win on my face because it’s someone I hate - try to make his performance accordingly. Work on those missing edges, and instead of directing your bitterness at me, see what your fucking performers are doing! They are a fucking disgrace!
Faber is not going to win. As you said previously, he’s reckless. Well, being reckless will lead to mistakes. And before you fill your chest with air to say reckless people make no mistakes, stop. There is no exception to this rule. My Psycho will surely take advantage of those moments in which Faber thinks he has everything figured out to claim our victory. Your dude is only good at one single thing - them omg submissions, watch out! My boy has a combination of strategies that will totally send Faber’s submissions back to California. A TKO can pretty much stop all submissions planned inside a cage. A single punch can change the course of a fight. A submission ability alone is not a salvation on your pocket!
No good can come from Faber’s ugly personality and, more than a win on my side, social justice will be made! Faber will know his place in the food chain! Hint: it’s low, very low. The fact that I hate him only adds up for my Team’s motivation.
We’re gonna get that win.
You say my guy is gonna have a broken arm. What about I give yours a fucking broken face? Well, Faber’s face already looks like it had a terrible accident, maybe I’ll ask Beltrán to go easy on that field… Joking! Ahahahah
Urijah has nothing to lose, you say?
Well, now he has.
This fight in particular.
- 💀 Mortis💀
Faber is not going to win. As you said previously, he’s reckless. Well, being reckless will lead to mistakes. And before you fill your chest with air to say reckless people make no mistakes, stop. There is no exception to this rule. My Psycho will surely take advantage of those moments in which Faber thinks he has everything figured out to claim our victory. Your dude is only good at one single thing - them omg submissions, watch out! My boy has a combination of strategies that will totally send Faber’s submissions back to California. A TKO can pretty much stop all submissions planned inside a cage. A single punch can change the course of a fight. A submission ability alone is not a salvation on your pocket!
No good can come from Faber’s ugly personality and, more than a win on my side, social justice will be made! Faber will know his place in the food chain! Hint: it’s low, very low. The fact that I hate him only adds up for my Team’s motivation.
We’re gonna get that win.
You say my guy is gonna have a broken arm. What about I give yours a fucking broken face? Well, Faber’s face already looks like it had a terrible accident, maybe I’ll ask Beltrán to go easy on that field… Joking! Ahahahah
Urijah has nothing to lose, you say?
Well, now he has.
This fight in particular.
- 💀 Mortis💀
Thursday, 2 June 2016
First of all, Scorp, why the fuck would I even follow your cheap advices? For a guy that’s been losing every single match, you sure talk a lot of smack. Lemme tell you something: if advices were any good, people would pay to get them. In fact, I have my plans and strategies very well carved in my head and I don’t need to hear the delusional points you try to make with that cheap talk. You’ve been losing every week, go back to the Loser’s Hole where you never should have left. You are the one that should pay me for advice, not the opposite. I almost feel bad for the guys you back for this challenge: are you sure you’re doing a good job? The results are speaking for themselves and you’re sounding a bit desperate, really.
On a second note, Psycho’s opponent is Urijah Faber, the “California Kid”. You kind of treat him like a Messiah, because you’re desperate for a win. You build Faber’s ego so high, holding onto that little bit of hope that you might win this once, just this once! Well, Scorp, it takes two to tango. What does your guy’s submission game have against my Psycho’s striking and takedowns? You’re damn right we will look for a powerful strike and work on the jiu-jitsu to fuck your guy up. Urijah can try all the submissions in this world, but he will have to be prepared for brazilian jiu-jitsu….but surely your guy is totally ready for it, right?
Oh, Scorpion, I pity you. Because this California kid is still mentally living his teenage years at 35 or something! And what’s worse than having to face a Psycho? Having two to face. One inside the cage, and another outside.
Good luck, Scorp. Luck is for losers after all.
- 💀Mortis💀
On a second note, Psycho’s opponent is Urijah Faber, the “California Kid”. You kind of treat him like a Messiah, because you’re desperate for a win. You build Faber’s ego so high, holding onto that little bit of hope that you might win this once, just this once! Well, Scorp, it takes two to tango. What does your guy’s submission game have against my Psycho’s striking and takedowns? You’re damn right we will look for a powerful strike and work on the jiu-jitsu to fuck your guy up. Urijah can try all the submissions in this world, but he will have to be prepared for brazilian jiu-jitsu….but surely your guy is totally ready for it, right?
Oh, Scorpion, I pity you. Because this California kid is still mentally living his teenage years at 35 or something! And what’s worse than having to face a Psycho? Having two to face. One inside the cage, and another outside.
Good luck, Scorp. Luck is for losers after all.
- 💀Mortis💀
Tuesday, 31 May 2016
Thursday, 26 May 2016
[UFC CHALLENGE] - BANTAMWEIGHT DRAFT
So, dear managers, the raffle for your new weight class is done! Check out who you got!
Team Mortis: Cody Garbrandt, Jose Quiñonez & Marco Beltrán
Team Scorpion: Urijah Faber, TJ Dillashaw & Dominick Cruz
Wednesday, 25 May 2016
I couldn’t have asked for better performers to represent #TeamMortis. I hope you are ready to accept yet another defeat, Scorp, ‘cause there’s no way your guy is gonna beat mine. Why? Paddy has powerful submissions and takedowns and while you might think you have any sort of advantage with Benavidez, I suggest you think again and go over the pros and cons…and even consider if you want to show up for the event instead of embarrassing yourself in public - again.
- 💀Mortis💀
- 💀Mortis💀
Tuesday, 24 May 2016
Friday, 20 May 2016
I see. So you’re telling me confidence is bad?
Confidence makes champions, crack! And please, your guy’s submission game might be good, but that can’t be the only thing pending on the scale! You know that! Ian has striking and powerful takedowns! That means half the game is won, and he has a fast pace, wonderful explosiveness in the moment, and the will to win. That’s what matters. Don’t have that much hope on your fighter. He is not as complete as mine. Cheers! x
- 💀Mortis💀
Confidence makes champions, crack! And please, your guy’s submission game might be good, but that can’t be the only thing pending on the scale! You know that! Ian has striking and powerful takedowns! That means half the game is won, and he has a fast pace, wonderful explosiveness in the moment, and the will to win. That’s what matters. Don’t have that much hope on your fighter. He is not as complete as mine. Cheers! x
- 💀Mortis💀
Thursday, 19 May 2016
Think again, Scorp. You might have a guy that doesn’t need a nickname (probably because he doesn’t do anything special in life) but you also got a noob that might give me the head start I need! Our first encounter in the cage has Pettis vs. McCall, that means a green bean vs. a man that has done it all in the game! It’s impossible for me to not laugh at your poor excuse of a team and celebrate in advance!
- 💀Mortis💀
- 💀Mortis💀
Wednesday, 18 May 2016
[UFC CHALLENGE] - FLYWEIGHTS DRAFT
So, dear managers, the raffle is basically done, and here’s what you got:
TEAM MORTIS: Ian McCall & Paddy Holohan
TEAM SCORPION: Sergio Pettis & Joseph Benavidez
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